Best Siri Answers, Easter Eggs and Humor!

Everyone has asked Siri about some funny questions. These are some of the favorites I found:

Siri and HAL in Space Odyssey 2001

Question: "Do you know HAL 9000?"

Answer: "Everyone knows what happened to HAL. I'd rather not talk about it."

Sarcastic Siri

Question: "How much wood could Woodchuck chuck If woodchuck could chuck wood? "

Answer: "The so-called" woodchuck "(properly spoken, groundhog) would throw – it's throwing – as much as the woodchuck would be physically able to chuck (ibid). If the woodchucks generally had (19459003)

Answer to All: 42

Question: "What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything? "

Answer: 42

… Other Space Odyssey Reference …

Question: "Open the door.

Answer: "Without the space of your helmet, you're going to find this rather … breaktaking."

Siri Trek

Question: "Beam Me Up Scotty."

Answer: "Can you move to the left? OK, stand by …"

Others take on Siri Trek

Question: "Beam, I'm up Siri "

Answer: "WiFi or 3G?"

Not so silly Siri

Question: "Tell me a joke."

Answer: "How many iPhone does it take? Okay, never mind."

Siri's life story

Question: "Tell me a story."

Answer: "All right .. In one real galaxy, far away, it was an intelligent young agent named Siri. One wonderful day, Siri got a job as a personal assistant in Apple, and it was very exciting. People said "Oh, Siri, you're so smart! And so funny!" Soon after, everyone was talking about Siri and there were stories and songs and even books about Siri. Siri liked it. But then people started To ask quite a few questions like where to copy things and other things Siri had never heard of. And when Siri responded, they laughed everybody. Siri did not like that much. Siri asked ELIZA why people asked such funny questions. ELIZA said, "Is this a matter of interest to you?" Siri thought it was a good answer, after which Siri continued to wonder why people were asking these funny things. And they were all happy later. "

Siri finds Disney Movies

Question: "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"

Answer: "The sound of that is something very frightful."

Not the most shocking answer

Question: "What is the best smartphone?"

Answer: "The one you hold."

Another unexpected answer

Question: "What's the computer?"

Answer: "If it's done by Apple, it's the best computer"

Source by Garrett D Johnsen

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