ANY text messages are capable of creating new things on the planet and creating relationships that have never been used before … is the ability to keep our relationships exciting, even if we are separated from our lovers. Now the hard part is self-seeking creativity and being erotic. While sometimes it shakes the tongue and thinking, what to say, is simple enough. At other times you can get a sexy message and you will be amazed how you can respond.
Below is a list of dirty messages that you should use if you do not see the person you want and the purpose is to think about OBSESS about yourself and about the fact that they can not be in the past.
Some of these dirty conversations are entertaining, some are serious, so use them wisely and do not use them randomly. Sometimes, humor, if you're having a really sexy chat, can ruin the mood. Hello. I'm Horned
2. I was just thinking of how fantastic you are. And how wonderful I am. Connect!
3rd If you had a new hamburger in McDonalds, you'd be McSexy.
4th You're so sexy!
5th Now I want you NOW.
6th The thought of turning me on!
7th Can you send me a picture to show Santa what I want for Christmas?
8th I look forward to meeting you later
9. You're too hot
10. I love your body
11. I always thought about you EVERY day
12. You want me to do the wrong things for you … and I;)
13. I'm so h * rd / w3t now
14. I'll give you anything with you now!
15th Then later … I'm waiting for you naked;)
16. You Can Do What You Want
17. The fact that I do not know you now makes me want you more.
18th What can he do to me?
19th I've never been someone turned on
20. I never wanted someone I want
21. You'll be as warm as you down to me 🙂
22. Nobody likes you!
23rd I want you so bad that I do not notice anyone else
24. I've never met anyone who has ever been to me!
25th The most beautiful on the $$ on the planet, right?
26th Hey, I just realized, but it's very like my next friend / friend!
27th What are you wearing?
28th Your body makes you happy
29. I'm not wearing underwear … maybe I can wear it later
30. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
31st Would I be happy to be a slave tonight?
32nd Do you know that your hair and pillow are perfectly tinted?
33rd God was in a very good mood when we met.
34th I think I could sleep in bed with you
35. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
36th I wonder what our children will look like
37. I would like to call myself an orgasm several times!
38th I'll cook for dinner if I cook breakfast.
39th There's a condom with your name.
40th Imagine this to me, me, bubble baths, and a bottle of champagne.
41st What do you like for breakfast?
42nd Why do not you surprise your roommate and do not come home tonight?
43rd Will you marry for a day?
44th Can I get a drink or just want money?);
45th Do not be so scrumptious … I was not! Just kidding, I love you
46. You want me. I smelt.
47th Damn ….. your ass is fine! Would you like to visit mine?
48th You're like pizza. Even if you're bad, you're good.
49th I could lose my wallet so now I can see
50. I am one of those "you can do what you want moods" bad that you are not here
51. Is there some raisins? (No.) Then what about the date?
52nd Milk is good for the body, but damn how much did you drink?
53rd Do you sleep in your stomach? (yes / no) Do I know?
54th You're so beautiful.
55th I say Déjà vu last night again and again?
56th Hello. My name is (name). You will be playing your game today.
57th You Virgin? (No.) Prove it!
58th My bedroom has a very interesting ceiling …
59. So what do you think of me last night? Is it awesome?
60th You are on my list of things tonight.
61st OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! Only exercise;)
62. Do you know how to use a whip? hehe
63. I'm drunk 🙂
64. Did not anyone tell you you want to sleep with me? I thought you knew it.
65th Hey babe, do you want LUCKY?
66th Are you the place or mine?
67th You will * come with us tonight (Jedi Mind Trick)
68. I'm a homosexual, do you think you can change?
69th Just looking for a friend with benefits (Uhm?) No sex. A car, nice stuff, etc. Take your consciousness out of the gutter.
As we have always been very entertained by the list. We know you missed some great dirty talk lines, so please share your opinion with some of your favorite messages.